There was this woman who was trying to spice up her sex life with her husband,so she goes and buys a pair of crotchless knickers.On the night the husband takes her out for a meal and then they go home,she is sitting opposite him on the sofa with her legs open.The husband says "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Yes" she replies,husband says "Thank fuck for that,i thought the sofa had burst