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Posted 22/02/2008 09:57:02 PM | | Bob was in serious trouble, he forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really fucked off, she told him tomorrow morning she expects a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. The next morning bob got up early and went to work. When his wife woke up and looked out the window sure enough there was a box giftwrapped in the middle of the driveway, confused the wife put on the robe and ran out to the driveway and bought the box back into the house, she opened it and found a new bathroom scale
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