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 number16
 Posts : 3499
  Posted 24/02/2007 07:11:40 PM
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> Imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand condoms
> and kept the same tag-line they use to sell their other products..
>
>
> Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
>
> Tesco Condoms - Every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>
> Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>
> Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>
> KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
>
> Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>
> Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
>
> Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
>
> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
> Duracell condoms - Keep going and going.
>
> Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
>
> Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
>
> Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
>
> FCUK condoms - No comment required.
>
> Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
>
> Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
>
> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>
> Renault condoms - Size really does matter!
>
> Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the packet.
>
> Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in About 30
> minutes.
>
> Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim!
>
> Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
>
> Carlsberg - Carlsberg don't do condoms, but if they did, they'd probably
> be the best in the world!
>
> AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service.
>
> Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
>
> Polo condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (poor seller!!!)

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 gibbo10
 Posts : 4027
 the genius
  Posted 24/02/2007 08:36:29 PM
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where the fuck do u find these       you must have nowt better to do scotty

just stick the fucker in the goal
 number16
 Posts : 3499
  Posted 24/02/2007 08:41:11 PM
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giving the kit one last go over m8, plenty to do

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