I caught a guy trying to nick the gate out of my back garden the other night...

I didn't say anything though just in case he took offence...
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Sorry Chiff know its wrong section but didnt want to give it away

Nevermind the wrong section you wanna be apologising for the shitness of it    

--Last edited by chiffy on 2007-05-10 19:37:28 --

Gotta Give Gibbo something at his Level occasionally :-) and you know when your pissed you will use it.

if some cunt tried to nick my gate id say something what are you a man or a mouse

i`d of twatted the cunt he he tried to pinch my gate     is it a nice gate by the way

its an iron gate Jimmy you should see it it beatiful, ive been looking for one of these for ages

Do you get good behaviour weekend release?

nice try m8 nice try

Im honoured you appreciated my wit

i was gonna take one of them wooden step type things u find in the countryside..............not my style tho

that`s coz u aint got no style

or a step

i tried to rob a pork scratching shop once but made a right pigs ear of it

i went into the butcher`s today and asked if he had a pig`s head  he said yes i have i said i`ll have 2 pound of bacon then you porky pig faced bastard

i went in the butchers and asked where his assistant was
!he said
"ive sacked him because he keeps shoving his knob in the bacon slicer"
i said
"ooooooooo what happened to the bacon slicer "
he quickly replied
"i sacked her aswell "

OMG peter kay ... how old snowy :P

rumoue has gibbo went in the butchers and asked for a big roll of salami but when the butcher asked if he wanted the salami sliced gibbo replied my arse aint no money box m8 lol

how`d you no that he said he wouldn`t tell no-one