Victoria Beckham and her driver goes out for a long drive in the country.
When suddenly a large cow walks out in front of the car and Bang!!
"Get out and have a look and see if the cow is alright" she bellows at her drive
The driver checks the cow and tells her that the cow is dead.
"Well go to the Farm house and tell them you have killed their cow" she bellows at him again
So reluctantly the driver goes up to the farmhouse to inform them of the accident.
An hour later the driver comes back with a large bottle of wine, his hair all over the place and his clothes all creased.
"What the hell happened to you" victoria asked
"Well, the farmer shook my hand and gave me this wine, his wife fed me a great meal, and the daughter gave me the best shag I've ever had" he replied
"What the hell did you tell them" she enquired
"Well all I told them was I was Victoria Beckhams driver and I've just killed the cow"

lmfao

trust you dave lol and u need to change ya inkworks name bit m8

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potty_19 wrote : trust you dave lol and u need to change ya inkworks name bit m8

So do you Mark  

i no m8 lol and how cums ur bk as haintion now?

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