bloke walking round asda wiv his wife and he puts in a 12 pack of stella...."what u put that in for" the wife moans, "its on offer, 24 cans for a tenner, thats a bargain" he replies. She moans and in the end he gives in and puts it back, further round the store she puts in a jar of cream, "whats that then? Its £20, how come we can afford that?" asks the husband, "its my face cream, i need it makes me look beautiful" she replies.  Hubby turns round and heads for the beer aisle, "yeh and so does 24 cans of stella and its half the price"