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Posted 27/02/2008 07:44:52 PM | | Little jimmy lives on a farm with his mum and dad..mums in the kitchen,dads gone to the cattle market n jimmys in the field playing football...all of a sudden jimmy bursts through the kitchen door shouting .."mum,mum the bulls fucking one of the cows,its mentle have a look!".."calm down jimmy" says his mum.."the bulls is mating with the cow to make little cows,and you shouldnt say that u should ay..the bulls supprising the cow!".."oh right" says jimmy and goes back out to play..
10 minutes later jimmy runs back in kicking the kitchen door in.."mum,mum...quick the bulls supprising ALL the cows".."dont be daft jimmy" says his mum..."the bull cant supprise ALL the cows at once".."he is mam ,he is!!" replies jimmy.."how?" says his mum.."hes fucking the horse mum!!" comes the reply...good joke or what??
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