The poker championship is in mourning at the loss of jeremy beadle

they no lonjger have a player with a guaranteed shit hand

shame to hear that he died...i heard that they are going to be filming his cremation for a one off t.v special,
it's going to be called you've been flamed

also heard he wanted his ashes scattered around his vegetable patch in his back garden   i.t.v have been in touch about a new series of watch out beadles a sprout

also heard jeremy beadle wants to be reincarnated as a fish!      watch out beadles a trout

jeremy beadles wife is struggling to read the will        it`s all written in short hand

the news is coming through that jeremy beadle did not die due to illness he was shot in a card game after he put a dodgy hand on the table

jeremy beadles funeral on wednesday followed by a small finger buffet

what`s the difference between beadle and big ben?

big ben`s little hand is still moving

at jeremy beadles bedside doctors were unable to establish time of death all they knew was the big hand was touching the little hand

R.I.P jeremy beadle he had a small cock   but on the other hand it looked quite big

gutted jeremy beadle had died  just goes to show if life deals you a bad hand your fucked

   ....you should be on a stage    

ha ha Jimmy just had a look at these m8 and am wiping the tears from my eyes x