A young blonde teacher gets her first job at a school..on her dinner duty she notices a young boy standing alone on the field as all the other lads run around and have fun.
Feeling sorry for him she walks over and says..'whats the matter young man,its ok for you to play with the other boys you know'
The small boy replies 'its ok miss..im fine'
Puzzled and taking pity on him she says 'why dont you just go play..join in the fun'
The young lad says 'no honestly miss ill stay here,its best if i stay here'
'But why?' she replies
To which the lad say 'Because im the fucking goalie miss!'