A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"  

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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

I didnt think grass grew where its dark.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Are you reading a bad joke book?

Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

surely you cannot take an iron on a aeroplane

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gibbo10 wrote : surely you cannot take an iron on a aeroplane

Snooky doesnt know that cos his wife packs the cases and he always goes for the "crumpled look" when hes on holiday  

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gibbo10 wrote : surely you cannot take an iron on a aeroplane

don't you start gibbo your the master of bad jokes, can you remember your old 1     what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?   wonkey  

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haintoon wrote :   Snooky doesnt know that cos his wife packs the cases and he always goes for the "crumpled look" when hes on holiday

james you told me it was in fashion when you was a kid but then again there wasn't any irons when you were a kid  

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d snook wrote :   james you told me it was in fashion when you was a kid but then again there wasn't any irons when you were a kid

We had an iron but you had to put it on top of the coal in the fire to heat it up.

not gonna vote waste of time

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jaselen wrote : not gonna vote waste of time

ya cheeky cunt, i thought all spurs fans where ok but you must be an exception

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d snook wrote :   ya cheeky cunt, i thought all spurs fans where ok but you must be an exception

sorry mr snook i take that last message back. us spurs r the best.