2 men and 1 woman get stranded on an island for a year. Nature soon takes it's course....

The woman feels bad for sleeping with both of the men every day, so she kills herself.

So the 2 men are left alive on the island...nature again takes it's course.

The 2 men feel bad for what they are doing every day, so they bury her.

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what has 100 balls and screws old ladies....


...Bingo

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what do bungee jumping and prostitutes have in common?

they cost £100 and if the rubber breaks you're screwed

bingo only has 90 balls

not if 5 blokes are calling the numbers!

any advance on zebra

an english man scotish man and an irish man

there running away from the germans in the second world war.  they come across a small brown shed with three brown rucksacks in it. so they jump in.
10 minutes later BANG BANG BANG BANG in come the germans without no invite.
the germans look along the floor to find 3 brown rucksacks full but not moving. so they kick the english mans RUUUUFFFFF he replies.
they leave it as it was a big dog it could bite us. so they turn to the next one (scotish man) MEEEAAAAWWWW fuck me leave it its a cat it might scratch our eyes out. so they turn to the (irish man) POTATOES

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