Fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend.He approaches her anyhow and offers her £1000 if she`ll have sex with him.hHe says i`ll throw it on the floor and i`ll be finished by the time you pick it up.
Girl goes home and discusses it with boyfriend her boyfriend advises her to go for it and pick it up real fast he won`t have a chance!
A couple of hours later he calls his girlfriend and says what the fucks going on

she replies  the bastard used 1ps !!!!!!

u sed 1000 pound not 10,000 pence

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     carnt play our game snowy

sounds like one of my propasitions