2 dwarfs pull a couple of women and take them back to a hotel room, and go off to their rooms...first dwarf is just about to start gettin at it wiv his lady friend but is struggling to get hard when he hears from the next room where his little friend is..1,2,3,HUH, 1,2,3 HUH, 1,2,3, HUH, this is a little distracting to him as he cant get an hard on to please his lover, and hearin the same 1,2,3, HUH from next door for the next 3 hours is soul destroying so he apologises to his lady friend and they just go to sleep. Next mornin the 2 dwarfs are discussing what went on, first dwarf says, "you really put me off last night, i couldnt get an hard on and hearin you at it all night just made me feel a faliure, so i had to give up", 2nd dwarf looks at him puzzled, "what you on about, i couldnt even get up on the fucking bed"

why didnt his lady friend help him?

she might not have had any arms