there was a double wedding and both couples are stayin in the saem hotel so the grooms decide to have a little bet.
"tell you what" said jim, "why dont we see who can do his missus the most times on the wedding night, one who does the most gets £100 from the other"
"yeh ok, but how do we tell each other without the girls knowing what we're up to" replaied bob
"i know, just listen to what i say tomorrow mornin at breakfast" said jim
they go off to their rooms and following morning the couples are on tables next to each other...
"excuse me waiter" says jim, (winkin and lookin smug at bob) can i have FOUR slices of toast please"
Bob says, "toast? thats a good idea, waiter, fetch me two slices please.........."
jim looks really smug with himself til bob carries on...."and THREE more on BROWN please"