after a bad car accident, a mans wife is in hospital in a coma, after spending weeks of no signs of improvement the doctors ring the husband to get him to come to the hospital..."whats the matter doctor, whats the news" asks hubby, "well", says the doc, "last night whilst we was bed bathing your wife, one of the nurses touched your wifes breast and at the same time we noticed a slight movement from your wife, so we was thinking that if one erogenous zone can have that affect, then it could well be worth trying the others"...."what do u mean" asks hubby...."to put it bluntly......go feel your wife up"...Husband goes into the room, lifts her nightie and starts to rub her fanny....BEEP BEEP BEEP is the response on the monitor so he rushes out to tell the doctors the news..."excellent, try caressing her nipples at the same time" says the doc. The man goes back in and does as the doc says...BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP gooes the monitor, again he rushes out to tell the doctor..."WOW, what an amazing breakthrough, i think if you tried oral sex, then we could get her awake and conscious at this rate". The man goes back in and 1 minute later the man comes out crying and distraught, "she's dead, my wifes dead", ...."my god, what happened" asks the doc, "she was responding brilliantly up til now", the man looks at the doc sheepishly....."i think she choked"