a gypsy weddin ends in a riot and police are called and arrest the main culprits and they end up in court...the best man says to the judge "let me explain what happened...its traveller tradition for the best man to have first dance with bride, which i did. I was dancing very close and then the groom gets all upset, runs over to us and kicked his new bride in the fanny"..."goodness" replies the judge, "that mustve been sore?"..."sore??" replies the best man..."he broke 3 of my fucking fingers"