After having their 11th child, a pair of Kopites decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they
weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Kopite said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."

Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Sunderland and anywhere in Wales and other selected parts of the world.

why couldnt they buy a bigger bed and why didnt he use the same hand to count to ten

Cause they couldnt afford one and everyone knows kopites have 3 arms and 12 fingers for a reason

riggy it dont really work m8 obviously the joke was originally about scousers but seen as your a "bitter" who supports the small team on merseyside u decided to use kopite instead i applaud  for your attempt at humour but surely watching the shit at goodison shud keep u amused , good day lol

Yeah remembered watching this small club earlier in the season and the shit on display too

Everton 3-0 Liverpool  

Everton's great start to the season continued with a crushing Merseyside derby win against Liverpool.

Tim Cahill gave Everton the lead with a close-range finish after 23 minutes.

Andrew Johnson added Everton's second 12 minutes later, coolly taking advantage of Jamie Carragher's mistake as Liverpool's defence struggled.

Liverpool wasted a succession of chances before keeper Pepe Reina fumbled Lee Carsley's shot for Johnson to head home in injury time.

Would you remember this better if I posted it six times sorry my mistake mean 5.  

--Last edited by riggy on 2007-06-04 20:11:16 --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwFe_vH8G0

Liverpool 3rd in the league, Everton 6th, 10 points behind  

only a small team would keep on bleating about beating rivals once in umpteen seasons so all i can say is enjoy !!

Cmon Riggy stop living in the past

Yeah guess I better ;-) when it happens again next season is that the past :-)