dwarf woman goes to the doctors complainin of a sore fanny.."doctor, i got a problem i've got a really sore fanny", the doc gets a step ladder out, "jump up on the bed then and lets have a look", she lifts up her skirt but doc sees nothing wrong, "i know u cant see anythin wrong, the thing is it only seems to gets sore whenever it rains and today is sunny and it feels fine", doc looks puzzled, "tell u wot then, next time it rains, get yourself down here quick and we'll have a look then". A few days pass and a big storm breaks out, the litlle dwarf woman rushes about and gets ready to brave the storm and get to the docs. She gets there and says to the doc, "see, its pissin down and me fanny is as sore as its ever been, really red raw at the minute", doc tells her to jump up on the bed again, she lifts up her skirt and the doc sees her minge is covered wiv grazes, sores n blisters.....he says "I know the problem" and he reaches for a scalpel...."fukin hell doctor u aint gonna slice my lady parts are? thats a bit drastic", "No" says the doctor, "just gonna slice 2inches off your wellies"

WOULDNT THAT MAKE HER SMALLER SO IT WOULD RUB MORE?? DONT GET IT

why didn`t she get wellies that fitted