Man goes into Hospital with 80% burns,he says to the nurse,Give him 2 Viagra every half an hour. The nurse says, will that cure him? the Dr says, No, but it will keep the Sheets of his Legs.    

cudnt he just sleep wiv no sheets on?

and surely the sheets would still touch his legs unless he had a 5 ft penis?

and wot if he had burnt his nob??