Public Library

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An Italian and an English man are having a conversation, the lady next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is soon caught when she hear's the Italian say:

"Emma comes first. Then I come, then two asses come together, I come once a more, two asses, they come together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time".

"You sex obsessed swine!" the lady snaps "Speaking aloud in a public place about your sex life".

"Hey coola down, lady," the italian says,"Who's a talking about sex? I'm justa telling my friend here how to spell MISSISSIPPI".

lmao

Yeah but surely its spelt the same in English and Italian