A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.



The little boy says, "It's dark in here."

The man whispers, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250."



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy  and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.



Boy - "It's dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"

Boy - "$750."

Man - "Fine."



A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove.  Let's go outside and toss the  baseball."



The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."



The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"



The son says "$1,000."



The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.  That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."



They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.



The boy says, "It's dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that $hit again!

did the priest know the lover then ?

huh!!!!!!!! u tell me it all seems a bit wierd to me

its just that the priest knew what the boy was getting at so i presumed he knew the lover and he must of told him the story

what i wanna know is what did an adult want with a baseball glove, more money than sense

maybe he had one hand bigger than the other and couldnt find a pair of gloves in the local shops

and the ball, oh i get it hes a womble

now it all makes sense.........quite funny that m8