usband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

don`t get it

Thats cause your ugly try men they maybe more willing

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gibbo10 wrote : don`t get it

I get it Gibb.Its cos his wifes right handed and left handed people cant play golf with right handed clubs.  
If his wife had of been left handed he would have said "yes she would use your clubs".Now do you get it.

 

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Riggy wrote : Thats cause your ugly try men they maybe more willing

i have but only scott shows any interest

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haintoon wrote :   I get it Gibb.Its cos his wifes right handed and left handed people cant play golf with right handed clubs.   If his wife had of been left handed he would have said "yes she would use your clubs".Now do you get it.

i know his other half an she dont like golf she said

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gibbo10 wrote :   i know his other half an she dont like golf she said

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