a young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on
his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her
worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like
me from being respected at work and in the community, and from
reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the
blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to
that little sh*t on your knee".

 

It's spelt COLOUR  

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Monk wrote : It's spelt COLOUR

Not in America Monk.There in Arkansas dont forget.
Grammatically spot on as usual Scotty Well done from ALL at Fairfield Fish Bar fc    

So he's ripped the joke straight from an American website then....that's plagiarism...tutt tutt  

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Monk wrote : So he's ripped the joke straight from an American website then....that's plagiarism...tutt tutt

Plagiarism.That was my immediate sentiments Monk.