Three blokes-an englishman, a frenchman and a welshman - are out walking along the beach. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish!" cries the genie.

The welshman says, "i'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also grow up to be a farmer. I want the lands to be forever fertile in wales."

With a blink of the genies eye, foom! - the land in wales is forever made fertile for farming.

The frenchman is amazed. " I want a wall around France, so that no one can invade out precious country," he says.

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, foom? - there is a huge wall around France.

The englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

The englishman says, "Fill it up with water."  

--Last edited by jaselen on 2007-03-20 00:32:49 --

why did he want to go swimming?

yes mate he sure did.

surely tht was 2 wishes the english man had?

1st 1 he asked the 2nd 1 was a wish. please read again rascal. its not hard

i know but surely if he asks him to explain something thtds his wish?

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or yes but a joke is a joke monk.