Women's Friends:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friend's house.
The husband called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew what she
was talking about.

Men's Friends:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had
slept over at a friend's house.
The wife called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that
he had slept over and two claimed he was still there.

quality, sounds like me