This deaf mute strolls into a chemist’s shop to buy a packet of condoms. Unfortunately, the mute cannot see any of his required brand on the shelves, and the chemist, unable to decipher sign language, fails to understand what the man wants. Frustrated, the deaf mute decides to take drastic action: he unzips his trousers and drops his cock on the counter, before placing a £5 note next to it. Nodding, the chemist unzips his own trousers, performs the same manoeuvres as the mute, then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the chemist with a wild gesturing of his arms ‘Sorry,’ the chemist says, shrugging his shoulders. ‘But if you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.’  

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but whats the point of him sayin to him 'if u cant afford to lose u shudnt gamble' cos if the guy is deaf he wudnt hear him anyway...he should have got a piece of paper and wrote it down gibbo

he can lip read i forgot to mention duffy soz mate

well as long as the chemist made his mouth movements clearly and slowly then i'm sure there wud be no misunderstanding between the the two of them

there wasnt i was in the chemist at the time

well if u was in there and knew what the guy wanted why didnt you help him out instead of turning it into a joke at his expense, could have saved a lot of unnecessary trouble gibbo tut tut shame on u

i felt embarrased for him as he had a small penis and didnt know if they stocked his size

well if u were in the chemist at the time then surely u coulda got a durex out ur wallet and realised that both urself and the deaf bloke were the same size...........saving valuable time and effort

i had none left rik

well stop lending them out then....

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Gaunty9 wrote : well stop lending them out then....

   

that`s the last time i lend you one you already owe me 5

must be getting me mixed up with someone else cos i dont need em m8.......snip snip snip lol