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 Duffy
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 Duffy
  Posted 05/02/2007 11:17:35 AM
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One woman teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise. "Please allow me to help. I'm a  physiotherapist  and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me" she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the  side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and careful massage to the guys groin for several minutes then asked

"How does that feel?".

He replied "It feels bloody great, but my thumb still hurts.

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 number16
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  Posted 05/02/2007 04:42:12 PM
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how does his thumb hurt Dave when the ball hit him in the groin

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 jaselen
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 spurs
  Posted 05/02/2007 09:13:31 PM
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here u go again 14. lol

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 The Rascal
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 The Rascal
  Posted 05/02/2007 11:18:35 PM
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nowt sed tht he got hit there tho

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 gibbo10
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 the genius
  Posted 08/02/2007 09:34:56 AM
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u lot stop biting

just stick the fucker in the goal

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