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 snowy
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  Posted 04/02/2007 04:29:11 PM
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A Man Utd scout returns from Bosnia raving about a new teenage superstar he's seen in the war torn country. Ferguson is convinced and is so desperate for no one else to snatch him up that he signs the boy without looking at him for himself.

The boy arrives in Manchester for Saturday's game, and is on the bench. With ten minutes to go Rooney gets injured and is stretchered off. Ferguson points to the new Bosnian boy: "This is your big chance, son. Go out there and do the business for us".

The lad strips off his tracksuit and takes to the pitch. In those dying minutes he's a revelation, scoring a hat trick. Prawns fly everywhere as the crowd go mad (for it).

After the game Ferguson gives the new boy a big hug in the changing room. "Great performance son. Go and give your parents a ring at home. They'll be so proud of you. You can use the phone in my office".

The lad goes into the boss's office and rings his mum:

Boy: "Mum, I've just had the best debut; I scored a hat-trick! You don't sound very happy though; why are you crying? Is everything okay?"
Mum: "No, son, today has been the worst yet. Your dad has been shot, they've raped your sister, and the house has been burnt to the ground."
Boy: "God, mum, that's terrible; I'm really sorry"
Mum: "So you should be. It was your idea for all of us to move to Manchester!"

 number16
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  Posted 04/02/2007 08:35:48 PM
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whats the lads name have we heard of him???

Fail to prepare = prepare to fail

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 TIMMY-Southpark
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  Posted 05/02/2007 11:43:02 PM
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Snowy,thats funny as Fuk  nice one  

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