A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and
blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe
sticking out.

A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she
pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped
away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.

The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what
happened.

The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an exam the doc told him he
had syphilis of the big toe.

"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare."

The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in
here this morning with athlete's twat."