A woman decides to buy a pet talking parrot so she goes down to the local petshop, where the owner informs her that the only parrot they have once lived in a brothel.

She decides to take the risk and gets the parrot home, takes the cover off the cage and it starts having a gd look around
"New surroundings, new surroundings"
It looks up at its new owner.....
"New surroundings, new surroundings. New madam, new madam."

With that the parrot finishes until the womans two young daughters arive home from work at 6 and the parrot chirps up again....
"New surroundings, new surroundings.
New madam, new madam.
Two new whores, two new whores."

About 9 that night her docker husband arrives home and the parrot is off again....
"New surroundings, new surroundings.
New mamdam, new madam.
Two new whores, two new whores.
Same old customers good evening John"

HaHa    

Yeah but Parrots wouldnt say all that would they?