A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you
are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

   

that was fuckin class gaunty

thanks im here all week lol

   

hahaha