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 Gaunty9
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  Posted 12/09/2006 11:03:55 AM
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you
are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."




 haintoon
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  Posted 12/09/2006 04:40:09 PM
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 chiffy
  Posted 12/09/2006 06:09:16 PM
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that was fuckin class gaunty

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 Gaunty9
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  Posted 12/09/2006 06:27:58 PM
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thanks im here all week lol




 Callum.B.
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  Posted 14/09/2006 00:09:22 AM
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  Posted 15/09/2006 06:27:46 PM
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hahaha


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