an old man and his wife go to the doctors because they keep forgeting things so the doctor says "before you do something write it down so you wont forget" so they go home an there watching tele the wife says "oh im feeling hungry will you make me some ice cream with strawberrys and choclate sauce an hundreds and thousands"  the old man replies "yeah no problem"  the wife says "dont forget to write it down" the old man replies "its ok i remember" 20 mins later the old man returns walks upto his wife an says "here you go bacon egg sausage chips beans and tomatoes" the wife looks at him an says "carnt believe you forgot my fucking toast"