A young lady in tesco`s has the following in her basket.....

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza


The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.


As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"


The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"


He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

Cos your fucking minging ................

haha

lmao