The best engine in the world is the vagina.It pulls anything, it takes any size piston , is self lubricating , starts with 1 finger and every 4 weeks does its own oil change........its just a fucking pity the management system is so fucking tempermental

i read a story the other day this jobless bloke from irland was looking at the jobs page when at the bottom of the page was an add saying please give yourself in p da files wanted so he thought he could do it and was up for the challenge so he gave it a ring when a women answerd and was asking all kinds of questions number 1,were do you go at night he thought these questions were a bit odd considering he applied for a job to file things number 2, how many kids do you have he replied 3 kids all adopted 2 twelve year old girls and 1 9 year old boy he asked the women to change the conversation and he says i could be great for this job i file at home i enjoye filling things the phone went dead no fucker has seen him since

no wonder if hes from irland Ive never heard of the place

ireland jim

Oh Ireland I know where that is .What was the " joke " again