I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Wakefield and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

As soon as i read the 1st paragraph Riggy i knew you shouldve posted it in the jokes section

  I know but then it would of spoilt it

 

QUALITY.

so where did you drop them off!?

Just got what you ment about the first Paragraph Chiff lol yeah should of changed it  

Drop them off? They are still in my boot cleaning the car 3 times a day the mrs is getting sus